|Age:||50 years and 148 days|
|City:||El Centro, USA|
|Marital status:||Never married|
|Registration:||18 January 2011|
|Weight:||92 kg (202 lb)|
|Height:||180 cm (5 ft 10 ins)|
I am not sure the sarcasm or humor in this will translate very well but here goes. The following is all humor. I tease my plants by watering them with ice cubes, play with scissors, lean too far back in my chair, swim within 15 minutes of eating and rip the tags off of mattreses. What a rush!
Other stuff about me? ....I walk upright with little difficulty when sober( which is infrequent). I have opposable thumbs, which makes me quite handy (pun intended of course). When frightened, I can run very fast, did I mention I was brave? I am however, addicted to placebos.
I don't read or eat anything green. Well not exactly the last thing I read was the directions on the shampoo bottle (can't seem to remember the order: Wet hair, lather, rinse, repeat). I am, however, writing an unauthorized autobiography.
My occupation?... I am in the Jehovah Witness protection program. I go door to door and pretend I am someone else.
I am game for anything my significant other would like to do and am open to explore new activities and interests. I think you should explore the interests of your partner so that you can enjoy activities together, not all of the time of course. I am not interested in smothering a woman, she should be free to do the things she enjoys.
I like boating, floating down the river, relaxing, going for walks, playing golf and am hoping the lady I find will take up tennis with me.
I like all kinds of music. From Patsy Kline (I go out walking, after midnight)and Don Williams to Frank Sinatra to the Black Crows to the Black Eyed Pees. I like all music.
I am looking for someone who will be a good mother, someone who is good with children, and capable of a loving and caring long term relationship. Hopefully she will be appreciative of the qualities that make me a dependable, loyal and devoted husband.
Make no mistake I want to find the light of my life. If you chose to love me, my love for you will never die.
A cardio-vascular surgeon once said to me:... Once you are in the heart, there are no sudden moves. I think this applies to more than heart surgery and instead applies to matters of the heart as well.